This morning I was watching CNN with my parents, I usually hate watching the news with them, but since I just came back from my beautiful spring break trip to L.A. I thought, “it couldn’t hurt to spend time with them watching the news”. Well, I thought so until the story of the ferry ship in South Korea came on and CNN had some footage going on live on the scene of parents identifying their children. My stepfather who is paranoid, said aloud “and this is why I don’t like to let you guys out.” In my head, damn well it looks I won’t be able to ride a damn ferry nor get to go on another trip. And this is why I don’t like viewing the news with my paranoid parents.


i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job


Game Boy Advance | Startup Screen


think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

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i am the human version of the first piece of bread